We Try to Pronounce Texas Town Names
Let’s pronounce some texas town names weird ones really excited mexia maya i bet that x is like a sh it’s like mesha mejia mazia maya oh gosh this is the first one this is texas gran what is that groin that’s not right green green grainy it’s like a kid misspelled green green
Is it really green oh just spell it normal please ah refugee refugio i like refugio italy is this in italy refugee a harry potter spell refugia that was almost bad refugio refuego riv uh no there’s no e leah that is nothing like what it looks like referrio but where’s the other r
I feel like i’m being tricked this is too easy because that’s a real word that’s not humble no humble humble humble which is actually the way you pronounce that word of course it’s silent h that makes total sense okay so the trick to all the texas towns is pick
A letter and don’t pronounce it new i got that all right it’s new right this is the end silent how about a hint for 200 alex i need a cowboy hat i’m just gonna mumble it so you couldn’t tell if i got it right or not i’ve actually been to new braunfels the
New version of old braunfels one of my best friends moved from here to new braunfels hi jennifer bowern play like bourne bow iron thorny barney burn burn we’re next i’m doubting all of my grammatical education that i’ve had up to this point in my life bernie weekend at bernie bernie
Hey that’s where my family lives is that real who i love this one lay’s buddy last buddy lazy buddy this town was named after me la bud lesbari last booty last buddy i don’t want to move there now oh it’s the weird x again isn’t it guajah wahahachi waxahaichi wasahachi waxahachie wazaka
Achi what is it what is this one waxahachie alrighty palestine i’m gonna say it’s not palestine of course it’s not palestinian palestine palestine burnett someone’s putting the emphasis on the wrong syllable bernay bonnet is that like um carol burnett texas there burn it down and it takes it that’s probably the most
Texas town name ever maynor manor there should be a hawaii in there somewhere manor oh i got it i’ve got it i’ve got the accent down iran ira on area iran it’s not like the country because there’s two a’s next to each other like a.a wrong i was down there in
The walmart the other day just doing my grocery shopping turned the corner there was my ex-wife and putty i ran out of there irene and i ran iran wow i’m not my chair i’m sorry study butt study buddy steady booty study beauty because i can’t read actual words it’s study butte
Right the first word’s not study what study butte really say that three times fast shitty beaut stewie butte studio that’s awesome jibber hippa cha-cha-cha heba nailed it um the way i want to say this i probably can’t say it dumbass that’s not it the mature part of me wants to say
Dumas my husband calls me this a lot but that’s probably not the way that it’s pronounced i’m pretty sure that says dumbass dumas i knew i went to college with a guy that was his last name this looks like some kind of like benedict cumberbatch type thing luckenbach
Looking back that’s like people who say like lacroix instead of lacroix luckenbach lucenbock palacios palacios the greek texas town of palacios palace Oh man there’s a weird g in there uh neck cognitions they just said you know what this word doesn’t have in it a g where should it go just throw it in there somewhere neco doches knock a doc docus this makes me want a corn dog for some reason
Neca got no chews i bet the g is silent i bet you even said like let’s throw a g in there but let’s not let’s not be able to hear it so it’s probably naked naka joke nakadochis yeah uh i did not good i think i could move to texas now
These are crazy y’all just making letters up out of nowhere we are texans and we do what we Want of the neck of the negative you
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