Californians Move to Texas | Episode 5: Buc-ee’s

How have you guys been doing since our last session Steve have you been working on controlling these unhealthy desires for Texas culture well I reckon I’ve been trying my best here and Tiffany how does it make you feel to hear Steve say that he’s been drying they’re wearing a big

New cowboy hat it makes me feel unappreciated and betrayed but baby it looks so good on me does it foreign thank you babe anything you can do to fight your taxification I just feel so guilty for having these cravings especially when Tiffany’s so perfect no vices Texas isn’t changing her she’s still the

Same radical leftist California I fell in love with I love you haven’t been volunt-shirts/” target=”_blank”>teering at the transgender cat Center every night it’s been the gun range I didn’t know that well it seems like you guys still have a lot of work to do I really do I’m

Great at close range but I’m having some trouble with the iron sight since the acock is just so incredible for the 400 meter Target oh you meant for our marriage yeah that too I think you’re gonna have to decide what’s more important to you all right living in Texas or each other

Our interracial love is strong enough to get us through anything yeah our love stronger than anything Texas has to offer yeah hey hey babe let’s turn right in here running low on gas what is this place hey babe let me go inside this pump is broken it

Says gas is only 2.99 a gallon that’s impossible right gas in California costs seven dollars and Biden said that’s always been the case right I’m gonna come too I don’t want anyone to profile you Glass Steve and timpani what are you guys stalking me or something hey why aren’t you wearing that hat that we picked out what are you two oh I’m just giving myself some dinner oh this is far more than a gas station you ain’t what you ain’t never been to

Bucky’s before no but I like the Chipmunk though seems very friendly it’s a beaver all right anyway I gotta get going you two have fun you know you should shoot one of them uh them Tic Tac videos you know the China One you do that I’m gonna go use the all gender bathroom

There’s not a line oh there won’t be Hi welcome in I feel so welcomed foreign [Applause] Bucky onesies for one day [ __ ] umbrellas when I look into his smiling eyes I just can’t help but be happy it’s like being inside Joy because of Joy was a tangible thing that I could wrap around me and hug like a blanket never in my life if I’ve been this content Come on just hot and spicy jerky just Teriyaki jerky turkey jerky Jamaican Jerk jerky who are you talking to babe they have so much jerky in there they have pepper jerky they have black and pepper jerky and they have lemon pepper jerky not that I would eat any of that that’s

About meat do you know that they had 80 bathroom stalls in there and the entire bathroom is cleaner than ours at home even since I started making up sitting down this place is amazing plus I found this jalapeno cheddar collage is that gluten-free uh-huh is that meat

No do not take this joint away from me I love this store me too and even though I don’t have a gun everyone else in there does right No One’s Gonna Rob this place I feel safe I think it might get some more jerky honey I can’t help but feel there’s something

Between us foreign Journey called life seem to have lost our way and although I fear for the course ahead and know what we must do What we have to move back to California hey Babylon B fans I have a big announcement that is not satire we wrote an actual book that has actual drawings with actual humor and you can actually buy it with actual money this is the Babylon B guide to democracy it’s your

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