Californians Move to Texas | Episode 5: Buc-ee’s
New cowboy hat it makes me feel unappreciated and betrayed but baby it looks so good on me does it foreign thank you babe anything you can do to fight your taxification I just feel so guilty for having these cravings especially when Tiffany’s so perfect no vices Texas isn’t changing her she’s still the
Same radical leftist California I fell in love with I love you haven’t been volunt-shirts/” target=”_blank”>teering at the transgender cat Center every night it’s been the gun range I didn’t know that well it seems like you guys still have a lot of work to do I really do I’m
Great at close range but I’m having some trouble with the iron sight since the acock is just so incredible for the 400 meter Target oh you meant for our marriage yeah that too I think you’re gonna have to decide what’s more important to you all right living in Texas or each other
Our interracial love is strong enough to get us through anything yeah our love stronger than anything Texas has to offer yeah hey hey babe let’s turn right in here running low on gas what is this place hey babe let me go inside this pump is broken it
Says gas is only 2.99 a gallon that’s impossible right gas in California costs seven dollars and Biden said that’s always been the case right I’m gonna come too I don’t want anyone to profile you Glass Steve and timpani what are you guys stalking me or something hey why aren’t you wearing that hat that we picked out what are you two oh I’m just giving myself some dinner oh this is far more than a gas station you ain’t what you ain’t never been to
Bucky’s before no but I like the Chipmunk though seems very friendly it’s a beaver all right anyway I gotta get going you two have fun you know you should shoot one of them uh them Tic Tac videos you know the China One you do that I’m gonna go use the all gender bathroom
There’s not a line oh there won’t be Hi welcome in I feel so welcomed foreign [Applause] Bucky onesies for one day [ __ ] umbrellas when I look into his smiling eyes I just can’t help but be happy it’s like being inside Joy because of Joy was a tangible thing that I could wrap around me and hug like a blanket never in my life if I’ve been this content Come on just hot and spicy jerky just Teriyaki jerky turkey jerky Jamaican Jerk jerky who are you talking to babe they have so much jerky in there they have pepper jerky they have black and pepper jerky and they have lemon pepper jerky not that I would eat any of that that’s
About meat do you know that they had 80 bathroom stalls in there and the entire bathroom is cleaner than ours at home even since I started making up sitting down this place is amazing plus I found this jalapeno cheddar collage is that gluten-free uh-huh is that meat
No do not take this joint away from me I love this store me too and even though I don’t have a gun everyone else in there does right No One’s Gonna Rob this place I feel safe I think it might get some more jerky honey I can’t help but feel there’s something
Between us foreign Journey called life seem to have lost our way and although I fear for the course ahead and know what we must do What we have to move back to California hey Babylon B fans I have a big announcement that is not satire we wrote an actual book that has actual drawings with actual humor and you can actually buy it with actual money this is the Babylon B guide to democracy it’s your
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What is your favorite part about Buc-ee's?
That's not a cowboy hat, at least none I'd be caught wearing.
Stopped in the Kentucky Buc-ee's while on a vacation trip this week.
Walked into the store, walked up to the first employee I saw and with wide eyed wonder said " I thought it was just a Babylon Bee sketch, but it's real and it's beautiful.". Made someone's day.
The wall of jerky made me weep tears of joy. The steak house jerky is amazing.
Thank you BB. I would have never known the wonder of Buc-ee's without you.
I thought the reassimilation was complete.
This reminds me of folks coming to Spokane from Seattle.
I want a Buc-ee's in eastern WA.
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Jaciinda ❤‼️👍😄
As a Texan, Buc-ee's is the mother of all gas stations
NOW HOLD ON JUST A DANG SECOUND! The cowboy hat and shirt looks amazing on you, don't change!
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Location: Austin
This makes me really want to go back to Buc-ee's, the bakery, the in store made chips, the snacks, the atmosphere, the variety… DAMN IT, now i really wish there was a buc-ee's closer by
To be honest I use the all gender bathrooms if I need to poop because no one’s in there and quite
now I really want to visit Texas
These are so well done. I will go see the movie when it comes out in the theatres.
I had this same experience the other day, going to buc-ees the first time. Buc-ee beaver really does make you happy.
4:39 omg this was such a great line
0:11 this is gold
"…volunteering at the transgender cat centre…"?
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$3 a liter for gas is insanely high, I live in HK its $2.50 a liter.
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wait till they try a Hardees bacon sandwitch.
These are so good!
Im from Nebraska and i wouldn't go to California if you put a gun to my head..
Libs have Dineyland.
Americans have Buc-ee's!!!
First time I went in to a Buc-ee's, I was married. My wife and I were in heaven.
LOL, I caught that degree from Evergreen State! Explains a lot.
It’s pronounced KOLACHEEE
I'm from a northern state. Never been to a Buc-Cee's. A place we vacation to go one over the summer. Next week, when we do our Fall vaca, I get to experience my first visit to 1.
We NEED Buc-ees here in Pennsylvania! I've heard of it, we even have some places that seem somewhat like it, but it looks so much better! Like a vacation destination! Who needs Mickey Mouse when Buc-ee Beaver is around (actually, who DOES need Mickey Mouse at all since Disney went woke?) The Wawa goose isn't in the same league, and Sheetz doesn't even have a mascot!
I moved to Texas twice, moved away from Texas twice too. First time was from Arizona. Then I went active and moved to Hunter Army Airfield in Savannah, GA. Then it was to Fort Hood Texas to be close to family. Stayed in Texas for four years after getting out of the army. Then I moved back to the promised land… Arkansas that is. 😉 Sooey Pig!
I’ve never seen a Buc-ee’s that empty before!
All the fat illegal immigrants using food stamps for junk food
Babe looks good in a cowboy hat😅